Fckn Polis

[NorryC]

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fuckin arseholes, was filling up ma motor at tescos and the fuckin nozzle widnae pull out so i had to rattle and pull at it and when i finally got it out it fuckin skooshed petrol aw over ma coat

so am fuckin furious, pays for ma petrol and start driving aff. soon as im oot the petrol station i light up a fag to relax masell doon but it catches ma coat and ma fuckin arm goes up in flames, so theres me wi ma fuckin arm hinging oot ma windae battering it aff the side of the motor trying to get the flames out and the polis pull up behind me, WAIT till ma clothes stop burning and then fuckin charge me the absolute bastards

charged me for being in possesion of a firearm ;D ;D ;D

[chris]

worse than yin o mine min!!!!!!!!






mibby no ;D

[brads]

aye

Boom Boom !!! jeez

[NorryC]

how you doing timmy mallet

[Chrisb]

cannot believe I started reading this with genuine concern ....what a muppet I am

aye very funny ;D

[jamiew]

Norry, a hink ye need to retire fi the joke tellin pal, content, quality and delivery are jist gettin worse chief.

Whit di ye call an Italian wi a rubber toe ??

[chris]

twa parrots sittin on a perch
yin says ti the other yin "kin you smell fish?"