We Joke 4 Ya

[NorryC]

Two junkies fae Tranent sitting up a close,

Johny says
"hey wullie that smacks good"
"hey wullie that smacks good"
"hey wullie that smacks good"
"hey wullie that smacks good"
"hey wullie that smacks good"
"hey wullie that smacks good"

and wullie says


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fer fuck sake johny yer needles stuck ;D ;D

[chris]

thats jist aboot as bad as this yin:

did ee hear aboot the dislexic raver?

ee got oot ees nut on an F!!!!!!!!






well no quite is bad

[jamiew]

Did ye hear aboot the dyslexic fermer ?

Auld McDonald had a ferm, E I P Q D.

[chris]

or the dyslexic runner whae widnae go till the gun went gnab!!!!

[radarheid]

or the dyslexic pimp who bought shares in a warehoose

[Nige]

My teaCher thought that i was dyslexic when i was at the primary and had me tested. Turns out that i was'nt dyslexic ................................................. Just, feckin stupid






A dyslexic kid asks his mum for a McDonald's, she says "You can have one if you can spell it" The kid replies "Feck it ill have a CFK"