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Aug 28, 2008 21:15:56 GMT 1
Post by NorryC on Aug 28, 2008 21:15:56 GMT 1
went to the docs today with yellowish discharge.
She told me to drop my pants and did a thorough exam of my nob and balls.
After 5 minutes or so, I thanked her and told her the discharge was coming from my ear! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Doctors
Aug 28, 2008 21:20:13 GMT 1
Post by NorryC on Aug 28, 2008 21:20:13 GMT 1
two tranent lads have to attend their GP after an 18-30 holiday abroad.
The first lad has a red ring round his penis. The doc examines him and says, "I won't prescribe any medicine but I do advise you to go straight home and wash your privates thouroughly".
The second one goes for his appointment to the same GP. He has a green ring round his penis. The doc looks at it carefully then shakes his head. "I'm afraid we'll have to amputate your penis, young man".
"But doctor, my mate and I were on the same holiday and you told him just to go home and wash his prick".
"Ah yes, but I CAN tell the difference between lipstick and gangrene"
c'mon smile the fun begins tomorrow for real
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Aug 28, 2008 23:19:37 GMT 1
Post by shep on Aug 28, 2008 23:19:37 GMT 1
went to the doctors n, said doctor i would like you to look at my penis,he had a good look n said there's nothing wrong with it.................i said i know but it's a feckin beauty
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