Post by NorryC on Oct 30, 2008 22:02:01 GMT 1
man is visiting his wife in the hospital where she has been in a coma for several weeks .The doctor enters the room and asks how she is doing .
"Well Doctor as u know she hasn't moved a muscle or made a sound since the accident ,but a couple of minutes ago ,i accidentally brushed her left boob and she made a small sigh ".
"That's very interesting ",Said the doc ," why don't you try caressing her right boob and see what happens ,she obviously recognises the stimulus".
The man complies and the woman begins to moan softly in the bed .
The doctor scratches his head ."Mr. Jones this is gonna sound strange but i believe your wife may respond to such stimuli ,why don't you attempt oral sex ,i will leave the room to save your embarassment ."
The doctor leaves ,a couple of minutes later the man runs out of the room in a cold sweat.
" She's dead doctor my wife's dead ," he says .
"What happened?" says the doctor .
"She Choked ".
"Well Doctor as u know she hasn't moved a muscle or made a sound since the accident ,but a couple of minutes ago ,i accidentally brushed her left boob and she made a small sigh ".
"That's very interesting ",Said the doc ," why don't you try caressing her right boob and see what happens ,she obviously recognises the stimulus".
The man complies and the woman begins to moan softly in the bed .
The doctor scratches his head ."Mr. Jones this is gonna sound strange but i believe your wife may respond to such stimuli ,why don't you attempt oral sex ,i will leave the room to save your embarassment ."
The doctor leaves ,a couple of minutes later the man runs out of the room in a cold sweat.
" She's dead doctor my wife's dead ," he says .
"What happened?" says the doctor .
"She Choked ".
