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[NorryC]

Mary had just got married and, being a traditional Tranent bride, (work with me here!!) she was still a virgin .
On her wedding night, they were staying at her mother's house, and she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry, Mary, Tom fi the bottom Pans is a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
Meanwhile, I'll be here making the mince.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tom took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Mary ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mum, Mum, Tom's got a big hairy chest.'

Don't worry, Mary,' says the mother, 'all Pans men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tom took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Mary ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mum, Mum, Tom took off his boxers and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All Pans men have hairy legs. Tom's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tom took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Mary saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mum, Mum, Tom's got a foot and a half!'

Her mother said 'Stay here lass and stir this mince ;D ;D ;D