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Post by goldeneye on Jan 15, 2009 19:42:02 GMT 1
take a packet of 10p noodles (10p noodle shop) one packet of "cup a soup" (or similar) mix together in a suitable bowl (the one the clutch plates have been soaking in is ok , if cleaned out) cadge hot water off burger van (say it"s for the bairns bottle or summat) pour hot water on noodle /soup pandjandrum , cover for five minutes (waterproof trouser leg is good for this) uncover, mix well, and eat with any spanner/screwdriver/swiss army knife style cutlery you find in toolbox. a cheap (15p), convienient, and filling meal, for the skint scooterist to carry on this years rallies. very light wieght in the luggage also. next week, inner tube weaving....... the cheap alternative to tubeless.
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Post by shep on Jan 15, 2009 20:21:52 GMT 1
better tip for saving money goin to the rallies.......go wi raymie fi alloa, n when yi stop for petrol n food, wait on raymie goin into his vespa toolbox n bring out his neatly packed (by lynne)packed lunch n mini flask, keep starin at him eating them ,so he folds n offers you some, this saves yi buyin a gingsters cornish pasty for aboot 4 quid.....................which means more money for bevvy
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Post by NorryC on Jan 15, 2009 21:10:40 GMT 1
top tip never be behind paul houllihan on the A1M unless you want coleslaw on ure visor
and he was eating the roll whilst driving and wearing a full face helmet.......never new birds shit carrots and cabbage till we stopped at the services and his jacket was covered
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Post by goldeneye on Jan 17, 2009 21:23:33 GMT 1
or do what that lad from middlesboro did in the eighties (think he was called bram) he used to spend all his money on drink and speed, then on sunday (morning /neet, depending on bank holidays etc) he used to have a whip round in the pub , and bet every one he could eat a shit sandwhich, and drink a pint of piss with tab ends in etc. thats how he got his petrol money home. DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY BASTARD!
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Post by shep on Jan 17, 2009 22:49:40 GMT 1
shit sandwich,dirty bastard.......shit mixed wi butter from the sarnny would curdle in yur stomach n give yi the boak
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Post by shep on Jan 17, 2009 22:51:29 GMT 1
hey goldeneye ,it must be good ti come on here n swear like fuck, n not get chucked off
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Post by guscoyotes on Jan 17, 2009 23:42:47 GMT 1
You come on this site and all you get is food food food  , come on lads give it a break lets get back to the good old days when scooter websites said what was on the tin  |
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Post by goldeneye on Jan 18, 2009 13:57:16 GMT 1
is that a tin of soup, or a tin of beans? ;D
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Post by goldeneye on Jan 18, 2009 13:58:15 GMT 1
hey goldeneye ,it must be good ti come on here n swear like fuck, n not get chucked off ya not rang ya cunt. ;D |
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Post by NorryC on Jan 18, 2009 17:28:09 GMT 1
saw the guy do that at yarmouth at the pub at the end of the campsite ,and the shit wasnt even his ffs i puked up non stop for an hour
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Post by goldeneye on Jan 18, 2009 17:42:15 GMT 1
oh it wasnt his shite norry! heaven forbid! he was that mental, it probly never occured to him to use his OWN shite! suppose if yer eating shite, it doesnt matter whose it is. but if it doesnt taste very nice....... what do you say it tastes like?  |
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Post by NorryC on Jan 18, 2009 20:44:59 GMT 1
watchn him when he opened the newspaper i thought it was a chippy and then the smell.yuch
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, come on lads give it a break lets get back to the good old days when scooter websites said what was on the tin 
