Post by NorryC on Jan 22, 2009 22:40:03 GMT 1
husband finishes reading the book "be the the man of ure house'
he says to the wife
"from now on my word is law..you WILL prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a sumptuous dessert,
afterwards we will have the kinda sex that i want.
YOU will bathe me as i relax ,towel me dry,then massage ma feet and back..then tomorrow guess who will dress me and comb my hair"
wife replies
"the fuckin funeral director would be my 1st guess" ;D ;D ;D
he says to the wife
"from now on my word is law..you WILL prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a sumptuous dessert,
afterwards we will have the kinda sex that i want.
YOU will bathe me as i relax ,towel me dry,then massage ma feet and back..then tomorrow guess who will dress me and comb my hair"
wife replies
"the fuckin funeral director would be my 1st guess" ;D ;D ;D