Post by NorryC on Feb 12, 2009 10:02:34 GMT 1
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile phones!'
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London !'
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Mick is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives past & stops. He looks at Mick in the boat & shouts 'Its thick c**ts like you that give us Irish a bad name!
I'd come over there & kick the f**k out of you if I could swim!' shouts Mick
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London !'
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Mick is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives past & stops. He looks at Mick in the boat & shouts 'Its thick c**ts like you that give us Irish a bad name!
I'd come over there & kick the f**k out of you if I could swim!' shouts Mick