krawf
PX 125
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
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Post by krawf on Feb 16, 2009 20:34:19 GMT 1
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me.'
The keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
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Post by rocky on Feb 16, 2009 21:16:13 GMT 1
thats the same water where tennents lager comes from thats why it tastes like pish
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Post by NorryC on Feb 17, 2009 11:11:16 GMT 1
only we jakies drink tennents
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Post by rocky on Feb 17, 2009 18:39:25 GMT 1
scuse my ignorance but wots a jakies
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Post by NorryC on Feb 17, 2009 18:45:46 GMT 1
there the 1's that hang around shopping centres( muirhouse) or monuments (the pans) drinking all day pishing there lives away with extra money from the government(ahh bless) paid for by the tax payers as seen in almost every city or town you go to well apart from rally season
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Post by rocky on Feb 17, 2009 18:59:09 GMT 1
oh rite no wot you mean now the scumbags in berwick cant afford tennents they get blitsed on white lightening or buckie if there feeling flush
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Post by NorryC on Feb 17, 2009 21:04:20 GMT 1
in my kneck of the woods they would take paint stripper
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