john
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Post by john on Mar 14, 2009 11:46:01 GMT 1
The lsebians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday. Very nice but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch. ;D
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Post by NorryC on Mar 14, 2009 17:55:07 GMT 1
now if she kissed a girl i would watch  |
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Post by NorryC on Mar 14, 2009 18:03:43 GMT 1
Plane land on the ground and the co-pilot says to the Captain " what you doing now?".
The Captain says " i'm going for a number 2 and then i'm gonny shag that wee blonde stewardess rotten ".
He has however, left the intercom on and all the passengers are sniggering.
The wee stewardess has got a riddy and bolts up the aisle towards the cockpit.
She falls and bangs her heid but gets up again.
A wee wummin says tae her " fur fucks sake hen calm doon, he said he wis gonny huv a shite first".
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