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Post by NorryC on Apr 5, 2009 21:30:45 GMT 1
My Dearest Wife - you surely will understand that I have certain needs
that you with your 54 year old body can no longer supply. However, I am
very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after
reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort
Inn Motel. Please don't be perturbed; I shall be back home before
midnight.
When the man came home he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dearest Husband - I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that
while you are reading this, I will be at the Ritz Carlton Hotel with
Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although there is
one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18 . . therefore I will not be back until lunch time tomorrow.
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